Dive into the Mediterranean, where our essence splashes the middle of Nowhere. Come and experience our spiced mix of cultures and traditions from all along the Mediterranean coast.
Embrace "Dolce far niente" in our gently furnished lounge and delight in strong black coffee in your belly in the morning – at whatever time the coffee maker wakes up – or our special of the special in the afternoon bar – the secret ingredient is a secret!
Our marketing team says we offer ‘eclectic & exotic music, hairy chests and a usually relaxed atmosphere’ – although this depends on the family drama and whether the noisy people are being noisy or not.
The place where hummus meets salmorejo, Ottomans meet Crusaders, Belly Dancers meet Flamenco, and Renaissance painters and math nerds meet sleazy and extroverted hippies. All of that dressed with a bit of olive oil, of course. Yalla, malakas!
- Languages
- English and other mediterranean tongues.
- Accepting Members
- Yes
- Kids Welcome
- Maybe
- Kids Visiting
- DaytimeOnly
- Kids Area
- The public space of the barrio.
- Adult Playspace
- No
- Member Count
- 35
- Performance Space
- Yes
- Performance Types
- D. J.